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Get a sunburn? Apply distilled white vinegar to the burn. It'll sting a bit, but will help reduce the pain in the long-run.

Get a sunburn?  Apply distilled white vinegar to the burn. It'll sting a bit, but will help reduce the pain in the long-run.   Actual Advice Mallard

assume every confession bear meme is fake and the user posted it for karma / to be funny

assume every confession bear meme is fake and the user posted it for karma / to be funny  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Ask a Veteran if he's killed anyone

Don't Ask a Veteran  if he's killed anyone  Actual Advice Mallard

Good connections are about people not social networks.

Good connections are about people not social networks.  Actual Advice Mallard

when you want to bs a homework assignment, do it neatly the teacher will think you put effort into it

when you want to bs a homework assignment, do it neatly the teacher will think you put effort into it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to show your belief in evolution and don't want your car vandelized you should put a sticker of Charles Darwin on your car. Avoid the "jesus fish" with feet as this will offend many people.

If you want to show your belief in evolution and don't want your car vandelized you should put a sticker of Charles Darwin on your car. Avoid the

If you think someone is overreacting don't tell them they're overreacting

If you think someone is overreacting don't tell them they're overreacting   Actual Advice Mallard

kwaak kwak kwak kwaak kwak kwaak kwak kwak kwakk kwaak kwak kwak waaak kwak kwak kwak

kwaak kwak kwak kwaak kwak kwaak kwak kwak kwakk kwaak kwak kwak waaak kwak kwak kwak  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're worried about forgetting something before you go out Put your keys on top of it so you'll see it before you leave

If you're worried about forgetting something before you go out Put your keys on top of it so you'll see it before you leave  Actual Advice Mallard

When ordering a burrito at Chipotle Ask them nicely to mix it up

When ordering a burrito at Chipotle Ask them nicely to mix it up  Actual Advice Mallard
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