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If someone starts firing a gun near your present location DUCK

If someone starts firing a gun near your present location DUCK Actual Advice Mallard
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If its cold outside and you have a manual transmission Shift by using the "double clutch" technique until it warms up. It won't stick.

If its cold outside and you have a manual transmission Shift by using the
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If you prefer your food without spit dont force a fast food employee to make a new batch of fries just for you

If you prefer your food without spit dont force a fast food employee to make a new batch of fries just for you Actual Advice Mallard
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Need a quick charge to your phone? Plug it into your xbox or ps3

Need a quick charge to your phone? Plug it into your xbox or ps3 Actual Advice Mallard
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If you know your ladyfriend never brings a coat Then where a smaller yet warm jacket under your coat so you can both be warm

If you know your ladyfriend never brings a coat Then where a smaller yet warm jacket under your coat so you can both be warm Actual Advice Mallard
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traveling? Place dryer sheets in your suitcase to keep clothes smelling fresh

traveling? Place dryer sheets in your suitcase to keep clothes smelling fresh Actual Advice Mallard
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Always eat a wholesome breakfast And try to eat it around the same time every morning

Always eat a wholesome breakfast And try to eat it around the same time every morning Actual Advice Mallard
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Procrastination is like masturbation. You're only fucking yourself.

Procrastination is like masturbation. You're only fucking yourself. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go on a second date with a girl who expects you to pay for her food She's not a girlfriend material

Don't go on a second date with a girl who expects you to pay for her food She's not a girlfriend material Actual Advice Mallard
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Heavily overtip the bartender on your first drink order You will receive prompt service the rest of the night

Heavily overtip the bartender on your first drink order You will receive prompt service the rest of the night Actual Advice Mallard
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