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When it comes time to split the bill, pay more than your share It will save you a lot of hassle and people will think you're generous

When it comes time to split the bill, pay more than your share It will save you a lot of hassle and people will think you're generous Actual Advice Mallard
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If you say bad things about a friends recent ex to make them feel better you'll look like an asshole when they get back together

If you say bad things about a friends recent ex to make them feel better you'll look like an asshole when they get back together Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't trust anything on reddit on april fools day

Don't trust anything on reddit on april fools day Actual Advice Mallard
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don't buy diet juice buy regular juice which is cheaper, add water and voila.

don't buy diet juice buy regular juice which is cheaper, add water and voila. Actual Advice Mallard
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Even if the woman is clearly 9 months pregnant and looks as big as a house, Always, always tell her you wouldn't have been able to tell she was pregnant unless she'd told you.

Even if the woman is clearly 9 months pregnant and looks as big as a house, Always, always tell her you wouldn't have been able to tell she was pregnant unless she'd told you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Call them underwear, not panties. A lot of girls hate it when guys call them panties.

Call them underwear, not panties. A lot of girls hate it when guys call them panties. Actual Advice Mallard
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Women that are interested in you will find things to like about you. Women will be impressed by your traits, hobbies, and interests if they're interested to begin with. One woman will find your cooking impressive, the other will just find it a sign your a

Women that are interested in you will find things to like about you. Women will be impressed by your traits, hobbies, and interests if they're interested to begin with. One woman will find your cooking impressive, the other will just find it a sign your a Actual Advice Mallard
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If your computer chair sucks Buy a cheap memory foam pillow and sit on it

If your computer chair sucks Buy a cheap memory foam pillow and sit on it Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a left over lemon rind? toss it in your garabge disposal, it will make all the shit in it smell like heaven

Have a left over lemon rind? toss it in your garabge disposal, it will make all the shit in it smell like heaven Actual Advice Mallard
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If your are ever feeling down remember You were born a winner, because you were the fastest swimmer

If your are ever feeling down remember You were born a winner, because you were the fastest swimmer Actual Advice Mallard
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