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In the event of a bomb going off. Don't run up to the window to look. Chances are there is a bigger secondary bomb waiting to go off to kill onlookers

In the event of a bomb going off. Don't run up to the window to look. Chances are there is a bigger secondary bomb waiting to go off to kill onlookers  Actual Advice Mallard

If something is covered in mud or grime and you want it cleaned Draw a swastika on it

If something is covered in mud or grime and you want it cleaned Draw a swastika on it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're having trouble studying for finals The first step is to stop relying on this meme, it is wasting your time

If you're having trouble studying for finals The first step is to stop relying on this meme, it is wasting your time  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're fat It's probably because you eat too much

If you're fat It's probably because you eat too much  Actual Advice Mallard

If you try to pet my children I WILL BIte you

If you try to pet my children I WILL BIte you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you miss a hockey game Go on Facebook to get all the info.

If you miss a hockey game  Go on Facebook to get all the info.  Actual Advice Mallard

if one of your earbuds sounds lower than the other balance the audio more to the malfunctioning one with the audio manager and bump up the volume

if one of your earbuds sounds lower than the other balance the audio more to the malfunctioning one with the audio manager and bump up the volume  Actual Advice Mallard

Pre-order roses from the local florist You can get them cheap now and you won't be rushing last minute looking for some

Pre-order roses from the local florist You can get them cheap now and you won't be rushing last minute looking for some  Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't want your roommates to eat your leftovers make your food spicy as fuck

if you don't want your roommates to eat your leftovers make your food spicy as fuck  Actual Advice Mallard

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