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subscribe to /r/Lifeprotips

subscribe to /r/Lifeprotips  Actual Advice Mallard

If you really like confessions forget the bear and try r/4chan

If you really like confessions forget the bear and try r/4chan  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to scoop ice cream without bending the spoon? Run the spoon under hot water

Want to scoop ice cream without bending the spoon? Run the spoon under hot water   Actual Advice Mallard

If you just went through a rough breakup Listen to comedians instead of sad songs

If you just went through a rough breakup Listen to comedians instead of sad songs  Actual Advice Mallard

Sore throat? Alleviate the pain with a spoon of honey

Sore throat? Alleviate the pain with a spoon of honey  Actual Advice Mallard

Think of 1 or 2 items that you can go without Stop buying those items and you'll save money and feel better about patronizing a non-shitty store.

Think of 1 or 2 items that you can go without Stop buying those items and you'll save money and feel better about patronizing a non-shitty store.  Actual Advice Mallard

It is espresso NOT expresso

It is espresso NOT expresso  Actual Advice Mallard

before you poop spread your cheeks as far as possible

before you poop spread your cheeks as far as possible  Actual Advice Mallard

If cars are consistently passing you in the right lane Get. The. Fuck. Over.

If cars are consistently passing you in the right lane Get. The. Fuck. Over.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a conjoined fetus attached to your body lop it off and put it in a jar. they make great conversation pieces

If you have a conjoined fetus attached to your body lop it off and put it in a jar. they make great conversation pieces  Actual Advice Mallard
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