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Choo Choo Motha Fucka

Choo Choo Motha Fucka  Actual Advice Mallard

if you've been away from reddit for a little while just find the latest redditor's wife meme to get caught up

if you've been away from reddit for a little while just find the latest redditor's wife meme to get caught up  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to zoom in and out on a picture? ctrl+mouse wheel

Need to zoom in and out on a picture? ctrl+mouse wheel  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't drink and drive

 Don't drink and drive  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want to wait a long time at the bar Go when the music is good

If you don't want to wait a long time at the bar Go when the music is good  Actual Advice Mallard

Make sure you have no pictures of yourself in your room on facebook Anon at 4chan doesn't need much to find you...

Make sure you have no pictures of yourself in your room on facebook Anon at 4chan doesn't need much to find you...  Actual Advice Mallard

Valentine's day is in two weeks Make a reservation at a restaurant now

Valentine's day is in two weeks Make a reservation at a restaurant now  Actual Advice Mallard

Going to Fap? Hit CTL+Shift+N First

Going to Fap? Hit CTL+Shift+N First  Actual Advice Mallard

Got some nasty razor burn? Slap some ladies deodorant on that shit.

Got some nasty razor burn? Slap some ladies deodorant on that shit.  Actual Advice Mallard

When deciding if you want to marry someone remember, looks might not last, choose someone you will enjoy the company of for the rest of your life

When deciding if you want to marry someone remember, looks might not last, choose someone you will enjoy the company of for the rest of your life  Actual Advice Mallard
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