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Hey, you're not decoding the Rosetta Stone here. Just talk to her the way people do. Jesus fucking christ, kid.

Hey, you're not decoding the Rosetta Stone here. Just talk to her the way people do. Jesus fucking christ, kid. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are driving slower than everyone else you should stay out of the fast lane

if you are driving slower than everyone else you should stay out of the fast lane Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl friendzones you, move on She's not interested, and she doesn't know a more polite way to say fuck off

If a girl friendzones you, move on She's not interested, and she doesn't know a more polite way to say fuck off Actual Advice Mallard
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When you get married Don't have an open bar

When you get married Don't have an open bar Actual Advice Mallard
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if you sit on your dick for 2 minutes and then jerk off it feels like you're jerking off another guy

if you sit on your dick for 2 minutes and then jerk off it feels like you're jerking off another guy Actual Advice Mallard
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If you wanted to be respected as an equal then treat people as your own equal and don't be an asshole about it

If you wanted to be respected as an equal then treat people as your own equal and don't be an asshole about it Actual Advice Mallard
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if a horse's ears are back don't go near it

if a horse's ears are back don't go near it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your employees to respect you you have to respect them first

If you want your employees to respect you you have to respect them first Actual Advice Mallard
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no matter how bad you want to talk to girls on facebook while mastubating don't, you're just horny

no matter how bad you want to talk to girls on facebook while mastubating don't, you're just horny Actual Advice Mallard
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if your s.o. tells you they don't need anything for their birthday at least write a card

if your s.o. tells you they don't need anything for their birthday at least write a card Actual Advice Mallard
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