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A cop can technically pull you over even if you're on a bike. Don't be an idiot

A cop can technically pull you over even if you're on a bike. Don't be an idiot  Actual Advice Mallard

People with glasses are aware that they have bad eyesight They dont need to be reminded every time you see them

People with glasses are aware that they have bad eyesight They dont need to be reminded every time you see them  Actual Advice Mallard

Be sure to buy one small fries and one large fries Eat the small fries on the way home and you'll still have the large fries to eat at home

Be sure to buy one small fries and one large fries Eat the small fries on the way home and you'll still have the large fries to eat at home  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to start a statement with "Not to sound racist" you should probably keep it to yourself

If you have to start a statement with

Don't trust me On April fools day

Don't trust me On April fools day  Actual Advice Mallard

You are not completely anonymous on the the internet Boasting about committing a crime can and will get you in trouble.

You are not completely anonymous on the the internet Boasting about committing a crime can and will get you in trouble.  Actual Advice Mallard

Use baby wipes instead of toilet paper, It makes clean-up much more pleasant

Use baby wipes instead of toilet paper, It makes clean-up much more pleasant  Actual Advice Mallard

FIRST DRINK A BIT WITH NO SUGAR THEN, ADDING EVEN A LITTLE SUGAR WILL MAKE IT TASTE RELATIVELY SWEET

FIRST DRINK A BIT WITH
NO SUGAR THEN, ADDING EVEN A LITTLE SUGAR WILL MAKE IT TASTE RELATIVELY SWEET  Actual Advice Mallard

Always eat a chip or cracker salty side down

Always eat a chip or cracker salty side down  Actual Advice Mallard

try and actually understand cispa before making reddit posts protesting it

try and actually understand cispa before making reddit posts protesting it  Actual Advice Mallard
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