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DON'T BUY THINGS FROM YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS IF IT BREAKS OR TURNS OUT TO BE CHEAP, YOU MIGHT RESENT THEM FOR IT

DON'T BUY THINGS FROM YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS IF IT BREAKS OR TURNS OUT TO BE CHEAP, YOU MIGHT RESENT THEM FOR IT  Actual Advice Mallard

You thought flipping your pillow was nice Try flipping your blanket too

You thought flipping your pillow was nice Try flipping your blanket too  Actual Advice Mallard

Gave yourself a brain freeze? Press your tongue up against the roof of your mouth to get rid of it fast

Gave yourself a brain freeze? Press your tongue up against the roof of your mouth to get rid of it fast  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're red-green colorblind don't trust mallards

If you're red-green colorblind don't trust mallards  Actual Advice Mallard

Stuck at a stoplight with a camera on it? Flash your high-beams at the light, it will switch faster

Stuck at a stoplight with a camera on it? Flash your high-beams at the light, it will switch faster  Actual Advice Mallard

On the kiss cam with your sister? Just kiss her on the cheek. Less awkward

On the kiss cam with your sister? Just kiss her on the cheek. Less awkward    Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl is confused about your relationship It's a bad thing

If a girl is confused about your relationship It's a bad thing  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are pooping in a public restroom put a few pieces of toilet paper in the water before you start so theres no loud splash

If you are pooping in a public restroom put a few pieces of toilet paper in the water before you start so theres no loud splash  Actual Advice Mallard

Get karma the easy way Write something ridiculous down and claim a random stranger or your kids teacher wrote it.

Get karma the easy way Write something ridiculous down and claim a random stranger or your kids teacher wrote it.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your posts get low Karma Make a post about how you never get any karma

If your posts get low Karma Make a post about how you never get any karma  Actual Advice Mallard
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