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If you don't want to be friend zoned. Find someone who is actually interested in you.

If you don't want to be friend zoned. Find someone who is actually interested in you.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't eat the chicken from KFC

Don't eat the chicken from KFC   Actual Advice Mallard

Must draw with MS Paint ? Use Shift to draw circles and squares

Must draw with MS Paint ? Use Shift to draw circles and squares  Actual Advice Mallard

Never bring home Ugly or fat women

Never bring home Ugly or fat women  Actual Advice Mallard

WHEN A GIRL SAYS SOMETHING SHE PROBABLY MEANT NOTHING RELATED TO WHAT SHE SAID AND IS WANTING MORE ATTENTION

WHEN A GIRL SAYS SOMETHING SHE PROBABLY MEANT NOTHING RELATED TO WHAT SHE SAID AND IS WANTING MORE ATTENTION  Actual Advice Mallard

ran out of shampoo? fill the empty bottle with a bit of hot water. Often times there is shampoo on the sides of the bottle.

ran out of shampoo? fill the empty bottle with a bit of hot water. Often times there is shampoo on the sides of the bottle.  Actual Advice Mallard

Getting annoying calls from the same telemarketers over and over? Tell them they have the wrong number. They won't want to waste their time calling a bad lead.

Getting annoying calls from the same telemarketers over and over? Tell them they have the wrong number. They won't want to waste their time calling a bad lead.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you have to reassure yourself you're good to drive you're too drunk to drive

if you have to reassure yourself you're good to drive you're too drunk to drive  Actual Advice Mallard

Read things carefully You can never be sure what what your mind is missing

Read things carefully You can never be sure what what your mind is missing  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to post a scumbag stacy meme you should probably leave your girlfriend

If you have to post a scumbag stacy meme you should probably leave your girlfriend  Actual Advice Mallard
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