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if they tell you others' secrets they will tell your secrets

if they tell you others' secrets they will tell your secrets Actual Advice Mallard
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If there are people with guns outside your house Its worth it to call the police no matter how they are dressed

If there are people with guns outside your house Its worth it to call the police no matter how they are dressed Actual Advice Mallard
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Order fries without salt and add your own It's the only way to get fresh fries and we over salt anyway.

Order fries without salt and add your own It's the only way to get fresh fries and we over salt anyway. Actual Advice Mallard
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It's Almost beach season Men, cut your toe-nails

It's Almost beach season Men, cut your toe-nails Actual Advice Mallard
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Avoid talking about yourself Ask questions

Avoid talking about yourself Ask questions Actual Advice Mallard
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Never, even in anger, say to your woman "You're just like your mother."

Never, even in anger, say to your woman
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If you are planning on having a study date with your girlfriend Have sex before so there aren't distractions while studying.

If you are planning on having a study date with your girlfriend Have sex before so there aren't distractions while studying. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to avoid a crowded grocery store? Don't shop on the 1st and 15th That is when most food stamp and welfare recipients receive their benefits

Want to avoid a crowded grocery store? Don't shop on the 1st and 15th That is when most food stamp and welfare recipients receive their benefits Actual Advice Mallard
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find her biggest insecurity and make her realize that it actually makes her more attractive.

find her biggest insecurity and make her realize that it actually makes her more attractive. Actual Advice Mallard
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Maple syrup is the best ice cream topping ever

Maple syrup is the best ice cream topping ever Actual Advice Mallard
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