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If you start pissing double stream, instead of attempting to strategically maneuver your weiner so both streams make it in the john Just pinch it off for a second

If you start pissing double stream, instead of attempting to strategically maneuver your weiner so both streams make it in the john Just pinch it off for a second Actual Advice Mallard
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Everything you want to do is wrong Anything you do will result in absolute failure

Everything you want to do is wrong Anything you do will result in absolute failure Actual Advice Mallard
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if you ever find a bag of stale chips put them in the microwave for 60 secs and they'll be just like new

if you ever find a bag of stale chips put them in the microwave for 60 secs and they'll be just like new Actual Advice Mallard
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when you see the arrows on the left click the one pointing up

when you see the arrows on the left click the one pointing up Actual Advice Mallard
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If you swipe your razor backwards on your denim pant leg 5-7 times before shaving It will stay sharp, cutting closer and lasting longer.

If you swipe your razor backwards on your denim pant leg 5-7 times before shaving It will stay sharp, cutting closer and lasting longer. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to make it to the front page write anything here

if you want to make it to the front page write anything here Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont use minus.com for gifs Imgur is more reliable, faster, and loads faster and more often than minus.com

Dont use minus.com for gifs Imgur is more reliable, faster, and loads faster and more often than minus.com Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't downvote posts It causes people to not want to post future content, even if it is good

Don't downvote posts It causes people to not want to post future content, even if it is good Actual Advice Mallard
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if there's something wrong with your balls go to the doctor!!

if there's something wrong with your balls go to the doctor!! Actual Advice Mallard
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no matter how good malicious mallard's advice sounds it's always a bad idea

no matter how good malicious mallard's advice sounds it's always a bad idea Actual Advice Mallard
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