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If you're the only girl at a party Leave and find a better party

If you're the only girl at a party Leave and find a better party Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep two quarters on you when you go out You can try calling a second time if your parent's answering machine picks up

Keep two quarters on you when you go out You can try calling a second time if your parent's answering machine picks up Actual Advice Mallard
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Spend a little more and buy razors with rotating heads You are much less likely to cut yourself while shaving your legs

Spend a little more and buy razors with rotating heads You are much less likely to cut yourself while shaving your legs Actual Advice Mallard
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If the link title scares you Read the comments before clicking

If the link title scares you Read the comments before clicking Actual Advice Mallard
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Go ahead and masturbate You'll be glad you did

Go ahead and masturbate You'll be glad you did Actual Advice Mallard
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If a friend tells you he's depressed Don't tell him to "just be happy"

If a friend tells you he's depressed Don't tell him to
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Don't give your roommates your reddit username They will catch you lying about owning a cat that you "rescued"

Don't give your roommates your reddit username They will catch you lying about owning a cat that you
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Not Drinking Enough Water? Eat more spicy foods

Not Drinking Enough Water? Eat more spicy foods Actual Advice Mallard
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BEFORE MARRYING YOUR GF MEET HER MOM, SHE WILL PROBABLY HAVE THE SAME BODY IN THE FUTURE

BEFORE MARRYING YOUR GF MEET HER MOM, SHE WILL PROBABLY HAVE THE SAME BODY IN THE FUTURE Actual Advice Mallard
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use whitening toothpaste when you are sick The peroxide will disinfect your toothbrush

use whitening toothpaste when you are sick The peroxide will disinfect your toothbrush Actual Advice Mallard
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