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Vote for the candidate that best represents your views and opinions Not the candidate that's just apart of your political party.

Vote for the candidate that best represents your views and opinions Not the candidate that's just apart of your political party.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your coworkers ask you where you're going for lunch Tell them you bought lunch. They won't ask you to pick something up for them

If your coworkers ask you where you're going for lunch Tell them you bought lunch. They won't ask you to pick something up for them  Actual Advice Mallard

Its better to have it and not need it Than need it and not have it

Its better to have it and not need it  Than need it and not have it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're ever hungry Eat something and you won't feel hungry anymore

If you're ever hungry Eat something and you won't feel hungry anymore
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Stop worrying all the time you will be fine

Stop worrying all the time you will be fine  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make an amateur sex tape Think about it, then don't do it

Want to make an amateur sex tape Think about it, then don't do it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you plan on changing or showering at the gym Please use one of the upper lockers

If you plan on changing or showering at the gym Please use one of the upper lockers  Actual Advice Mallard

Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Drunk Don’t Make Promises When You’re Drunk

Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Drunk Don’t Make Promises When You’re Drunk  Actual Advice Mallard

If you bomb the United States and start a war You're going to lose

If you bomb the United States and start a war You're going to lose  Actual Advice Mallard

If your boyfriend wants anal Tell him you are a classy girl and you are saving anal for marriage

If your boyfriend wants anal Tell him you are a classy girl and you are saving anal for marriage  Actual Advice Mallard
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