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If you want to get upvotes Just take a Boromir meme and turn it into a success kid

If you want to get upvotes Just take a Boromir meme and turn it into a success kid  Actual Advice Mallard

Masturbate Masturbate, Masturbate Masturebate

Masturbate Masturbate, Masturbate Masturebate  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are an Adult, Never expect teenagers to take your advice

If you are an Adult, Never expect teenagers to take your advice  Actual Advice Mallard

Guys: First time to go to the prom with a date? Here's a tip; they don't mind an unintentional/awkward boner. Proof in text

Guys:  First time to go to the prom with a date? Here's a tip; they don't mind an unintentional/awkward boner. Proof in text  Actual Advice Mallard

if you borrow money from friends but don't pay them back they might still be your friend but they will never trust you again

if you borrow money from friends but don't pay them back they might still be your friend but they will never trust you again  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are depressed today Masturbate

If you are depressed today Masturbate  Actual Advice Mallard

Want advice: /r/lifeprotips want animals: /r/aww

Want advice: /r/lifeprotips want animals: /r/aww  Actual Advice Mallard

Tell them you like them on April 1st You can pass it off as an April Fools joke if it goes wrong

Tell them you like them on April 1st You can pass it off as an April Fools joke if it goes wrong  Actual Advice Mallard

If you make a floor of pennies Be sure to cover it with a sealer

If you make a floor of pennies Be sure to cover it with a sealer  Actual Advice Mallard

A hug is a great gift One size fits all, and it's easy to exchange

A hug is a great gift One size fits all, and it's easy to exchange  Actual Advice Mallard
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