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Tell new man you never had orgasm It will make him try harder resulting in better sex

Tell new man you never had orgasm It will make him try harder resulting in better sex Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't put millions of dollars in a savings account you lose money when the bank declares bankruptcy

Don't put millions of dollars in a savings account you lose money when the bank declares bankruptcy Actual Advice Mallard
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if it feels like more than two fingers it's probably a dick

if it feels like more than two fingers it's probably a dick Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't date someone who does drugs that makes you uncomfortable You will get in fights about it down the road

Don't date someone who does drugs that makes you uncomfortable You will get in fights about it down the road Actual Advice Mallard
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Your wife Should also get a mother's day card and flowers, at minimum.

Your wife Should also get a mother's day card and flowers, at minimum. Actual Advice Mallard
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Bring a surge protector to the library with you. You'll find a seat quickly and won't have to worry about finding an outlet.

Bring a surge protector to the library with you. You'll find a seat quickly and won't have to worry about finding an outlet. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't party too hard overseas Travel insurance policies are void if you drink "excessively"

Don't party too hard overseas Travel insurance policies are void if you drink
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If she can't guess "light saber" in categories She's not right for you

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To relieve sinus pressure alternate between pressing up on the roof of your mouth with your tongue and pressing between your eyebrows with your middle and pointer fingers as hard as you can

To relieve sinus pressure alternate between pressing up on the roof of your mouth with your tongue and pressing between your eyebrows with your middle and pointer fingers as hard as you can Actual Advice Mallard
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If your fingers are numb due to cold weather Run them under cold water

If your fingers are numb due to cold weather Run them under cold water Actual Advice Mallard
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