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If you think your wife could be cheating on you Ask her
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Most diets are bullshit if you want to look hot for summer eat right and exercise there are no long term shortcuts
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If you're getting surgery, schedule it for a monday or tuesday Surgeons are fresh from the weekend & less likely to makes mistakes due to fatigue
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When eating a food with delicious toppings turn it upside down before you eat it so the delicious part is directly on your tastebuds
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If you are on the toilet and feel the need to sneeze Time your sneeze with a good hard push and you will have the quickest, cleanest, most satisfying shit of your life
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About to repost something to make karma? Ask yourself "why are upvotes important?"
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Let Your yeses be yeses And your no's be no's
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Don't turn your brights on when driving in the fog the fog reflects light back at you and makes it even harder to see
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When you go to college DOn't live with your best friend
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When going through a break up don't snoop around your ex or your old relationship What you find will only make you angry and prolong bad feelings
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