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If you think your wife could be cheating on you Ask her

If you think your wife could be cheating on you Ask her  Actual Advice Mallard

Most diets are bullshit if you want to look hot for summer eat right and exercise there are no long term shortcuts

Most diets are bullshit if you want to look hot for summer eat right and exercise there are no long term shortcuts  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're getting surgery, schedule it for a monday or tuesday Surgeons are fresh from the weekend & less likely to makes mistakes due to fatigue

If you're getting surgery, schedule it for a monday or tuesday  Surgeons are fresh from the weekend & less likely to makes mistakes due to fatigue   Actual Advice Mallard

When eating a food with delicious toppings turn it upside down before you eat it so the delicious part is directly on your tastebuds

When eating a food with delicious toppings turn it upside down before you eat it so the delicious part is directly on your tastebuds  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are on the toilet and feel the need to sneeze Time your sneeze with a good hard push and you will have the quickest, cleanest, most satisfying shit of your life

If you are on the toilet and feel the need to sneeze Time your sneeze with a good hard push and you will have the quickest, cleanest, most satisfying shit of your life  Actual Advice Mallard

About to repost something to make karma? Ask yourself "why are upvotes important?"

About to repost something to make karma? Ask yourself

Let Your yeses be yeses And your no's be no's

Let Your yeses be yeses And your no's be no's  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't turn your brights on when driving in the fog the fog reflects light back at you and makes it even harder to see

Don't turn your brights on when driving in the fog the fog reflects light back at you and makes it even harder to see  Actual Advice Mallard

When you go to college DOn't live with your best friend

When you go to college DOn't live with your best friend  Actual Advice Mallard

When going through a break up don't snoop around your ex or your old relationship What you find will only make you angry and prolong bad feelings

When going through a break up don't snoop around your ex or your old relationship What you find will only make you angry and prolong bad feelings  Actual Advice Mallard
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