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Don't ever smoke your first cigarette because after that you are likely to start smoking cigarettes occasionally

Don't ever smoke your first cigarette because after that you are likely to start smoking cigarettes occasionally Actual Advice Mallard
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The vast majority of people have reasons for doing what they do, saying what they say, and thinking what they think Even if you think it is batshit insane, it is entirely logical to them

The vast majority of people have reasons for doing what they do, saying what they say, and thinking what they think Even if you think it is batshit insane, it is entirely logical to them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to make a Youtube instructional video Instruct at a pace that lets people follow what you are doing

If you're going to make a Youtube instructional video Instruct at a pace that lets people follow what you are doing Actual Advice Mallard
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START SAVING YOUR PRE-1965 QUARTERS. THE COLLECTORS VALUE WILL SKYROCKET ONCE EVERYONE STARTS MELTING THEM "DOWN"

START SAVING YOUR PRE-1965 QUARTERS. THE COLLECTORS VALUE WILL SKYROCKET ONCE EVERYONE STARTS MELTING THEM
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Don't put your dick in it

Don't put your dick in it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a teenager, make one of these It'll piss adults off and you get karma

If you're a teenager, make one of these It'll piss adults off and you get karma Actual Advice Mallard
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When you take home leftovers from a restaurant Write the date on the box

When you take home leftovers from a restaurant Write the date on the box Actual Advice Mallard
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opinions are like assholes Everybody's got one. And most of them stink.

opinions are like assholes Everybody's got one. And most of them stink. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't hear back from a girl, don't text her over and over it shows insecurity and a lack of a social life

If you don't hear back from a girl, don't text her over and over it shows insecurity and a lack of a social life Actual Advice Mallard
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Hate Spam emails? Everytime you get one, just scroll down and click unsubscribe. All mass emails are required to have an unsubscribe button.

Hate Spam emails? Everytime you get one, just scroll down and click unsubscribe. All mass emails are required to have an unsubscribe button. Actual Advice Mallard
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