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if you prefer not to walk up the escalator stand on the right

if you prefer not to walk up the escalator stand on the right  Actual Advice Mallard

Fellow Ladies: if on your period, only wear black underwear. no awkward stains/ elaborate pre-treating again.

Fellow Ladies: if on your period, only wear black underwear. no awkward stains/ elaborate pre-treating again.  Actual Advice Mallard

call employees by their name if they're wearing a name tag it makes them feel appreciated and will make their day

call employees by their name if they're wearing a name tag it makes them feel appreciated and will make their day  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are getting an error message on your computer Include the complete error message in your FIRST email to your IT guy. It will save everyone time and frustration.

If you are getting an error message on your computer Include the complete error message in your FIRST email to your IT guy.  It will save everyone time and frustration.  Actual Advice Mallard

if a woman say 'don't worry about my birthday'- arrange something, because she will cry all day if you don't

if a woman say 'don't worry about my birthday'-  arrange something, because she will cry all day if you don't  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of complaining about bad memes downvote them, thats what its for

Instead of complaining about bad memes downvote them, thats what its for  Actual Advice Mallard

Reverse the addresses on a letter and send it without a stamp. it will be returned for lack of postage to the person you're trying to send it too.

Reverse the addresses on a letter and send it without a stamp.  it will be returned for lack of postage to the person you're trying to send it too.  Actual Advice Mallard

the best way to fight the westboro baptist church is to ignore them

the best way to fight the westboro baptist church is to ignore them  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to be sure you get fresh fries Order them without salt

If you want to be sure you get fresh fries Order them without salt  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't tell if the girl walking in front of you is hot? Look to see if the guys walking towards you are checking her out

Can't tell if the girl walking in front of you is hot? Look to see if the guys walking towards you are checking her out  Actual Advice Mallard
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