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If you're so broke you can't afford to tip your server Don't go out to dinner

If you're so broke you can't afford to tip your server Don't go out to dinner Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because your friend talks shit about his family/So doesn't mean you can

Just because your friend talks shit about his family/So doesn't mean you can Actual Advice Mallard
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why don't you listen to your parents instead of listening to this annoying mallard?

why don't you listen to your parents instead of listening to this annoying mallard? Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think you're having a stroke or heart attack CHEW AN ASPIRIN FIRST, and get to a hospital ASAP

If you think you're having a stroke or heart attack CHEW AN ASPIRIN FIRST, and get to a hospital ASAP Actual Advice Mallard
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"I eat meat to reduce world hunger" SAID NO ONE EVER
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Take a photo of what's written on a mushy card at the store And rewrite it in a blank card

Take a photo of what's written on a mushy card at the store And rewrite it in a blank card Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to instantly end an argument on chat has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If you want to instantly end an argument on chat has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont want to be late Move alarm clock away from you, so you have to get up to turn it off.

Dont want to be late Move alarm clock away from you, so you have to get up to turn it off. Actual Advice Mallard
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when using a toilet with auto flush fold a piece of toilet paper over the sensor to stop premature flushing

when using a toilet with auto flush fold a piece of toilet paper over the sensor to stop premature flushing Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't tell if someone is about to pull out or back up? Watch their tires, you'll see them start to turn before you notice the car moving

Can't tell if someone is about to pull out or back up? Watch their tires, you'll see them start to turn before you notice the car moving Actual Advice Mallard
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