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If your pet is too ugly for r/aww complain about it in r/pics

If your pet is too ugly for r/aww complain about it in r/pics  Actual Advice Mallard

When you have a sore throat Gargle with warm, heavily salted water. It will clear in a few hours.

When you have a sore throat Gargle with warm, heavily salted water. It will clear in a few hours.  Actual Advice Mallard

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If your pregnant Don't try to fart you'll just pee yourself

If your pregnant Don't try to fart you'll just pee yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

Cats Actually Make great friends

Cats Actually Make great friends  Actual Advice Mallard

When walking around in unsafe areas at night Dont

When walking around in unsafe areas at night Dont  Actual Advice Mallard

When you meet someone for a first date Greet them with a hug

When you meet someone for a first date Greet them with a hug  Actual Advice Mallard

If you know someone whose relationship is about to become long distance, Don't mention it They know it's going to suck

If you know someone whose relationship is about to become long distance, Don't mention it They know it's going to suck  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl judges you based on the things you own Don't fuck her

If a girl judges you based on the things you own Don't fuck her  Actual Advice Mallard

Before asking a girl if she is sick or tired Look if she is wearing makeup

Before asking a girl if she is sick or tired Look if she is wearing makeup  Actual Advice Mallard
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