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If she says "I'm not one of those crazy girls" Run. She is.

If she says

obvious bullshit that everyone fucking knows

obvious bullshit that everyone fucking knows  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't burn it with fire Burn it with chemicals

If you can't burn it with fire Burn it with chemicals  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go Where you're not wanted

  Don't go    Where you're not wanted  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see a self post you like Upvote it. Commenting does nothing to help it.

If you see a self post you like Upvote it. Commenting does nothing to help it.  Actual Advice Mallard

when a man has lost his wife, don't tell him that he needs to start dating again everyone is different in how long it takes them to accept what happened, and some men might not want to re-marry

when a man has lost his wife, don't tell him that he needs to start dating again everyone is different in how long it takes them to accept what happened, and some men might not want to re-marry  Actual Advice Mallard

Eat rocks They aid in digestion

Eat rocks They aid in digestion  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get rid of your gag reflex squeeze your dominate thumb in a fist. you know... to brush your tongue

If you want to get rid of your gag reflex squeeze your dominate thumb in a fist. you know... to brush your tongue   Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't want him to think you're interested in him don't stare

if you don't want him to think you're interested in him don't stare  Actual Advice Mallard

if your wife is pregnant buy her some flowers for mothers day

if your wife is pregnant buy her some flowers for mothers day  Actual Advice Mallard
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