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Treat people taking your order respectfully. They will fuck it up in some way intentionally if you treat them poorly.
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if you want to know a good gift for a female ask one of their friends to check their pinterest page
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Thinking of Graduate school? MBA's are a waste of money
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If you want people to click on your meme posts make the font real small so they can't just read it on the link page
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Don't do things incorrectly do them correctly
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if you wanna know more about your girlfriend Learn more about her Ex boyfriends
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If you want to stop late night snacking brush your teeth and floss after dinner, you'll think twice about eating again
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Trying to limit the amount you eat at night? Brush your teeth after your last meal. You'll be less likely to eat if you just have to brush them all over again.
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If your ice cream is unscoopably frozen take a spoon fresh out of the dishwasher, its hot and melts the ice cream as you scoop.
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If you want to look like you're really into the game Yell obscenities every time there's some action
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