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Treat people taking your order respectfully. They will fuck it up in some way intentionally if you treat them poorly.

Treat people taking your order respectfully. They will fuck it up in some way intentionally if you treat them poorly.   Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to know a good gift for a female ask one of their friends to check their pinterest page

if you want to know a good gift for a female ask one of their friends to check their pinterest page  Actual Advice Mallard

Thinking of Graduate school? MBA's are a waste of money

Thinking of Graduate school? MBA's are a waste of money  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want people to click on your meme posts make the font real small so they can't just read it on the link page

If you want people to click on your meme posts make the font real small so they can't just read it on the link page  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't do things incorrectly do them correctly

Don't do things incorrectly do them correctly  Actual Advice Mallard

if you wanna know more about your girlfriend Learn more about her Ex boyfriends

if you wanna know more about your girlfriend  Learn more about her Ex boyfriends   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to stop late night snacking brush your teeth and floss after dinner, you'll think twice about eating again

If you want to stop late night snacking brush your teeth and floss after dinner, you'll think twice about eating again  Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to limit the amount you eat at night? Brush your teeth after your last meal. You'll be less likely to eat if you just have to brush them all over again.

Trying to limit the amount you eat at night?  Brush your teeth after your last meal. You'll be less likely to eat if you just have to brush them all over again.   Actual Advice Mallard

If your ice cream is unscoopably frozen take a spoon fresh out of the dishwasher, its hot and melts the ice cream as you scoop.

If your ice cream is unscoopably frozen  take a spoon fresh out of the dishwasher, its hot and melts the ice cream as you scoop.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to look like you're really into the game Yell obscenities every time there's some action

If you want to look like you're really into the game Yell obscenities every time there's some action  Actual Advice Mallard
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