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open a window put a fan in that window and turn the fan on

open a window put a fan in that window and turn the fan on  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want people to attend your wedding Don't get married during football season

if you want people to attend your wedding Don't get married during football season  Actual Advice Mallard

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

Suicide is a permanent solution  to a temporary problem  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're ever asked if someone's sister is hot there's no victory. if you say yes, you're creepy, no means you're a dick, and avoiding the question makes your friend suspicious.

if you're ever asked if someone's sister is hot there's no victory. if you say yes, you're creepy, no means you're a dick, and avoiding the question makes your friend suspicious.  Actual Advice Mallard

Before buying a new textbook, see if the previous edition will work for your class Textbooks rarely change much from year to year, and you can buy the old ones at a fraction of the price

Before buying a new textbook, see if the previous edition will work for your class Textbooks rarely change much from year to year, and you can buy the old ones at a fraction of the price  Actual Advice Mallard

School paper too short? change all the periods one font size bigger. It will make a big difference

School paper too short? change all the periods one font size bigger. It will make a big difference  Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T MUG PEOPLE GET A JOB

DON'T MUG PEOPLE GET A JOB  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need to remember to do something on the computer Type it onto paint and set it as your wallpaper. This way you'll remember it as soon as you open your computer.

If you need to remember to do something on the computer Type it onto paint and set it as your wallpaper. This way you'll remember it as soon as you open your computer.  Actual Advice Mallard

It's not so much what you wear that makes you look good as it is the confidence with which you where it.

It's not so much what you wear that makes you look good as it is the confidence with which you where it.   Actual Advice Mallard

The internet is a ridicule machine. Don't get your taste in music from the internet. like what you like and don't apologize for it.

The internet is a ridicule machine.  Don't get your taste in music from the internet. like what you like and don't apologize for it.  Actual Advice Mallard
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