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Lazy people are aware that they are lazy They dont need to be reminded every time you see them

Lazy people are aware that they are lazy They dont need to be reminded every time you see them  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't only dress nicely on Valentine's Day Dress nicely the entire week so they will notice you before

Don't only dress nicely on Valentine's Day Dress nicely the entire week so they will notice you before  Actual Advice Mallard

Dodge Dip Dive Dodge

Dodge Dip Dive Dodge  Actual Advice Mallard

don't fuck up

don't fuck up   Actual Advice Mallard

If you give your waiter a hard time before you get your food You probably shouldn't eat your food... No, Seriously

If you give your waiter a hard time before you get your food You probably shouldn't eat your food... No, Seriously  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't know which direction you're driving in look for the sun. it rises east, is highest south, and sets west

If you don't know which direction you're driving in look for the sun. it rises east, is highest south, and sets west  Actual Advice Mallard

hand your coins to the cashier first then lay the bills on top it prevents dropping of the coins and makes you look like you know what you're doing

hand your coins to the cashier first then lay the bills on top it prevents dropping of the coins and makes you look like you know what you're doing  Actual Advice Mallard

Spray Lysol the morning after a party at your parents house it will cover up the smell of the bacon you burned while trying to cover up the smell of booze and weed

Spray Lysol the morning after a party at your parents house it will cover up the smell of the bacon you burned while trying to cover up the smell of booze and weed  Actual Advice Mallard

don't trust that other duck with medical advice He's a quack

don't trust that other duck with medical advice He's a quack  Actual Advice Mallard

going through hell? keep going

going through hell? keep going  Actual Advice Mallard
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