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Buy your own condoms Some women will poke holes in them to be attached for life.

Buy your own condoms Some women will poke holes in them to be attached for life.  Actual Advice Mallard

There is never a better time to stfu than now

There is never a better time to stfu than now  Actual Advice Mallard

Its very easy to love a woman you don't live with

Its very easy to love a woman you don't live with  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to show your father you love him don't wait for father's day Do it on a random day. It be more genuine and he will appreciate it

If you want to show your father you love him don't wait for father's day Do it on a random day. It be more genuine and he will appreciate it  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't get sympathy karma because your life is too good? make a first world problems meme complaining that your life doesn't have the problems everyone else's seem to have

Can't get sympathy karma because your life is too good? make a first world problems meme complaining that your life doesn't have the problems everyone else's seem to have  Actual Advice Mallard

I don't really understand what the duck is about

I don't really understand  what the duck is about  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't want your kid to suffer from GINGERVITIS? MARRY AN ASIAN ASIANS DONT CARRY THE RECESSIVE GENE

Don't want your kid to suffer from GINGERVITIS? MARRY AN ASIAN
ASIANS DONT CARRY THE RECESSIVE GENE  Actual Advice Mallard

When doing laundry check inside machines for pets that may have jumped in while your back was turned

When doing laundry check inside machines for pets that may have jumped in while your back was turned  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to pleasure your boyfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? Give him a head-scratch

Want to pleasure your boyfriend but don't want to do anything sexual? Give him a head-scratch  Actual Advice Mallard

Are you single, and infatuated with a celebrity? Chances are, you already know someone who is an even better person than that particular celebrity. MAKE A MOVE.

Are you single, and infatuated with a celebrity? Chances are, you already know someone who is an even better person than that particular celebrity. MAKE A MOVE.  Actual Advice Mallard
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