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If your new girlfriend hasn't invited you over to her place It's because she doesn't want you to see/meet someone...

If your new girlfriend hasn't invited you over to her place It's because she doesn't want you to see/meet someone... Actual Advice Mallard
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don't be a dick It may work to get laid a few times, but you won't get you anything long-term

don't be a dick It may work to get laid a few times, but you won't get you anything long-term Actual Advice Mallard
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if you spot a dead kangaroo while driving it's probably because you drove into a zoo, you crazy fuck

if you spot a dead kangaroo while driving it's probably because you drove into a zoo, you crazy fuck Actual Advice Mallard
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Get off of Reddit

Get off of Reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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Whenever you feel like criticizing any one Just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the same advantages that you've had

Whenever you feel like criticizing any one Just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the same advantages that you've had Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're trying to lose weight Limit yourself to water and at most ~4 cups of sweet drinks a week diluted with water, finally avoid/minimize carb filled side dishes (potatoes, rice, ec). Works wonders... oh and work out.

If you're trying to lose weight Limit yourself to water and at most ~4 cups of sweet drinks a week diluted with water, finally avoid/minimize carb filled side dishes (potatoes, rice, ec). Works wonders... oh and work out. Actual Advice Mallard
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Your parents are always right Even when they are wrong

Your parents are always right Even when they are wrong Actual Advice Mallard
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Put ranch dressing into a shotglass when eating carrots It will allow you to get more ranch on the carrot

Put ranch dressing into a shotglass when eating carrots It will allow you to get more ranch on the carrot Actual Advice Mallard
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Got nerd hunch from long hours at the computer? tilt your monitor upward

Got nerd hunch from long hours at the computer? tilt your monitor upward Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't date a girl that has all male friends. They need to be the center of attention, and when you aren't there to give it to them. They will find someone else who will for the evening.

Don't date a girl that has all male friends. They need to be the center of attention, and when you aren't there to give it to them. They will find someone else who will for the evening. Actual Advice Mallard
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