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when writing a paper just go to wikipedia and use the bibliography and 'paraphrase' from those articles

when writing a paper  just go to wikipedia and use the bibliography and 'paraphrase' from those articles  Actual Advice Mallard

If you use a trending meme like this one you will have a better chance at making the front page

If you use a trending meme like this one you will have a better chance at making the front page  Actual Advice Mallard

If you murder someone, bury the victim 6 feet under under a dog buried 6 feet under another dog. Body sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog and the next dog and police will think its a false positive.

If you murder someone, bury the victim 6 feet under under a dog buried 6 feet under another dog. Body sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog and the next dog and police will think its a false positive.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your car battery dies. You can pour red wine into it to get a charge.

If your car battery dies. You can pour red wine into it to get a charge.  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a pen that has a dried out tip? hold a lighter flame up to the tip for a few seconds

Have a pen that has a dried out tip? hold a lighter flame up to the tip for a few seconds  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to send a letter but don't have stamps put the receiving address as the return address, it will be sent there

if you want to send a letter but don't have stamps put the receiving address as the return address, it will be sent there   Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to listen to music off your iphone but you don't have speakers Put it in a cup, jar or bowl, speaker down, and it will create a natural acoustic phonograph

if you want to listen to music off your iphone 
but you don't have speakers Put it in a cup, jar or bowl, speaker down, 
and it will create a natural acoustic phonograph  Actual Advice Mallard

Wrap a wet paper towel around your beverage and put it in the freezer. In about 15 minutes it will be almost completely ice cold.

Wrap a wet paper towel around your beverage and put it in the freezer. In about 15 minutes it will be almost completely ice cold.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be an asshole now

 Don't be an asshole now  Actual Advice Mallard

just because a girl fucks you like a mare in heat does not mean she likes you

just because a girl fucks you like a mare in heat does not mean she likes you  Actual Advice Mallard
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