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If you want your children to grow up to be respectable adults treat them with respect

If you want your children to grow up to be respectable adults treat them with respect Actual Advice Mallard
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Take a shower when you are hungry/thirsty Then you will spend less time in the shower so that you can go eat/drink

Take a shower when you are hungry/thirsty Then you will spend less time in the shower so that you can go eat/drink Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU WANT TO BE BETTER AT TALKING TO PEOPLE YOU'RE INTO TALK TO MORE PEOPLE YOU'RE NOT INTO

IF YOU WANT TO BE BETTER AT TALKING TO PEOPLE YOU'RE INTO TALK TO MORE PEOPLE YOU'RE NOT INTO Actual Advice Mallard
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nuclear WAR IS A PRETTY A BAD IDEA

nuclear WAR IS A PRETTY A BAD IDEA Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop taking relationship advice from ducks on Reddit Learn from your own experiences

Stop taking relationship advice from ducks on Reddit Learn from your own experiences Actual Advice Mallard
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Learn to cook.

Learn to cook. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never wrestle with a pig ...you both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Never wrestle with a pig ...you both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Actual Advice Mallard
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When the police ask you to say the alphabet backwards it's to see if your drunk enough to actually try

When the police ask you to say the alphabet backwards it's to see if your drunk enough to actually try Actual Advice Mallard
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Hug your friends Hug your family

Hug your friends Hug your family Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't get your hopes up for what's inside the safe The original owners would probably empty it before they left

Don't get your hopes up for what's inside the safe The original owners would probably empty it before they left Actual Advice Mallard
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