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Can't afford condoms? Go to Planned Parenthood. They're free at the counter if you ask

Can't afford condoms? Go to Planned Parenthood. They're free at the counter if you ask Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think he's boyfriend potential Set up a lunch date on the weekend when you have plans later in the evening

If you think he's boyfriend potential Set up a lunch date on the weekend when you have plans later in the evening Actual Advice Mallard
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Get nervous during interviews and presentations? Build confidence by making small talk with strangers who have no impact on your life

Get nervous during interviews and presentations? Build confidence by making small talk with strangers who have no impact on your life Actual Advice Mallard
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When class is over scan the rows to see what was left behind

When class is over scan the rows to see what was left behind Actual Advice Mallard
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Put your malicious advice on an Actual advice mallard so gullible idiots will actually follow it

Put your malicious advice on an Actual advice mallard so gullible idiots will actually follow it Actual Advice Mallard
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someone about to punch you in the face? duck

someone about to punch you in the face? duck Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't even begin to try to tell teenagers what to do over the internet

Don't even begin to try to tell teenagers what to do over the internet Actual Advice Mallard
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Why waste money on an electric razor that makes a mess Go back to the basics that leaves relatively no mess for 1/6th the price

Why waste money on an electric razor that makes a mess Go back to the basics that leaves relatively no mess for 1/6th the price Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Cheat Or masturbation will be your only option.

Don't Cheat Or masturbation will be your only option. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are depressed, work out it increases the production of endorphins, serotonin, and dopamine, which increases happiness and pleasure. ignore the homeless man on the bench press.

if you are depressed, work out it increases the production of endorphins, serotonin, and dopamine, which increases happiness and pleasure. ignore the homeless man on the bench press. Actual Advice Mallard
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