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Sick of scrolling all the way to the bottom of the page? Press Ctrl + End

Sick of scrolling all the way to the bottom of the page? Press Ctrl + End  Actual Advice Mallard

I don't always partake in group sex But when I do, it's a wild ride of necrophilic, homosexual gang rape.

I don't always partake in group sex But when I do,  it's a wild ride of necrophilic, homosexual gang rape.  Actual Advice Mallard

Butter won't spread? While its still on the knife, breath on to it for 20 seconds

Butter won't spread? While its still on the knife, breath on to it for 20 seconds  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are thinking of asking a girl out do it on valentines day. No gift this year, and only one gift per year with an easy date to remember

If you are thinking of asking a girl out do it on valentines day. No gift this year, and only one gift per year with an easy date to remember   Actual Advice Mallard

After popping a zit use a warm wet teabag on it to help it heal faster

After popping a zit use a warm wet teabag on it to help it heal faster  Actual Advice Mallard

Have an unwanted erection in class? Repeatedly Tensing your quads will make it go away

Have an unwanted erection in class? Repeatedly Tensing your quads will make it go away  Actual Advice Mallard

want a partner that won't cheat? pick someone shy and has no game

want a partner that won't cheat? pick someone shy and has no game  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're blasting your favorite music while driving keep an eye on the speedometer

If you're blasting your favorite music while driving keep an eye on the speedometer  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy spices from the international or Goya aisle instead of the baking aisle They are $2 or $3 as opposed to $8 or $9

Buy spices from the international or Goya aisle instead of the baking aisle They are $2 or $3 as opposed to $8 or $9  Actual Advice Mallard

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