Actual Advice Mallard

make your own subreddit and subscribe to it every post you make will make it to your own front page

make your own subreddit and subscribe to it every post you make will make it to your own front page  Actual Advice Mallard

don't enter the address until you're ready to send In case you accidentally send the email prematurely

don't enter the address until you're ready to send In case you accidentally send the email prematurely   Actual Advice Mallard

Drink water It's not that hard

Drink water It's not that hard  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone tells you its not a pyramid scheme its a pyramid scheme

If someone tells you its not a pyramid scheme its a pyramid scheme   Actual Advice Mallard

even if you don't have anything to text back to a girl don't ever send a one word text. ever.

even if you don't have anything to text back to a girl don't ever send a one word text. ever.  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOUR BIC LIGHTER GETS WET SHAKE IT DRY AND SPIN THE WHEEL BACKWARDS FOR OVER 30 SECONDS

IF YOUR BIC LIGHTER GETS WET SHAKE IT DRY AND SPIN THE WHEEL BACKWARDS FOR OVER 30 SECONDS  Actual Advice Mallard

Clean the underside of your computer desk before asking someone to help you move. If you don't there is a good chance everyone will see your old dried up sperm splattered all over it.

Clean the underside of your computer desk before asking someone to help you move.  If you don't there is a good chance everyone will see your old dried up sperm splattered all over it.   Actual Advice Mallard

Want to wear a wrinkled shirt? Put it on a hanger in the bathroom while you shower. The steam will take care of most of the wrinkles.

Want to wear a wrinkled shirt? Put it on a hanger in the bathroom while you shower. The steam will take care of most of the wrinkles.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you whine and present yourself as forever alone you will remain forever alone

If you whine and present yourself as forever alone you will remain forever alone  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't hate the XBox one until it comes out people hated the ipad before it was released and it became one of the most fastest selling products in history

Don't hate the XBox one until it comes out people hated the ipad before it was released and it became one of the most fastest selling products in history  Actual Advice Mallard
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