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If you have astigmatism, watch fireworks without your glasses on The out-of-focus fireworks look bigger, more beautiful than with them on

If you have astigmatism, watch fireworks without your glasses on The out-of-focus fireworks look bigger, more beautiful than with them on Actual Advice Mallard
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They probably already know everything about sex Start the talk with "so, you know about sex?" And go from there

They probably already know everything about sex Start the talk with
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If you're standing next to a pool and your friend asks for your phone Offer them your wallet as well, it will all make sense later

If you're standing next to a pool and your friend asks for your phone Offer them your wallet as well, it will all make sense later Actual Advice Mallard
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If you post your new website on reddit make sure it can the handle heavy traffic

If you post your new website on reddit make sure it can the handle heavy traffic Actual Advice Mallard
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Whenever someone tries to make you feel inferior and acts like they are better than you Just picture them taking a shit and wiping their ass

Whenever someone tries to make you feel inferior and acts like they are better than you Just picture them taking a shit and wiping their ass Actual Advice Mallard
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It's too soon for jokes about boston

It's too soon for jokes about boston Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have your child into sports Don't yell or get mad at them for making mistakes.

If you have your child into sports Don't yell or get mad at them for making mistakes. Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy two or three small lamps for your dorm room They are cheap and will make your room feel more like home

Buy two or three small lamps for your dorm room They are cheap and will make your room feel more like home Actual Advice Mallard
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Try watching a TV show from the first episode After a while shows start to base their content on in jokes and character development

Try watching a TV show from the first episode After a while shows start to base their content on in jokes and character development Actual Advice Mallard
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don't want to lose notes and book markers from their pages? put an elastic band around the book to keep it closed

don't want to lose notes and book markers from their pages? put an elastic band around the book to keep it closed Actual Advice Mallard
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