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Ride your bike The average cost of owning and operating car is 8,003 dollars a year. And your legs will get ripped.

Ride your bike The average cost of owning and operating car is 8,003 dollars a year. And your legs will get ripped.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you hate everyone on facebook delete your facebook

if you hate everyone on facebook delete your facebook
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put a dry towel in the drying machine with your wet clothes it will dry your clothes twice as fast.

put a dry towel in the drying machine with your wet clothes it will dry your clothes twice as fast.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are having suicidal thoughts, do not commit suicide. Instead, contact a suicide hotline, go to /r/suicidewatch, or start seeing a therapist. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and it helps no one but causes massive grief to you

If you are having suicidal thoughts, do not commit suicide. Instead, contact a suicide hotline, go to /r/suicidewatch, or start seeing a therapist. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and it helps no one but causes massive grief to you  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone has a baby Wait till they get home to bring gifts

If someone has a baby Wait till they get home to bring gifts  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're booking a hotel room on a computer, use a Pc, not a Mac The prices are higher when you use a Mac

If you're booking a hotel room on a computer, use a Pc, not a Mac The prices are higher when you use a Mac  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to take your gf to dinner on valentine's? make a reservation now.

Want to take your gf to dinner on valentine's? make a reservation now.  Actual Advice Mallard

You'll get worse ALWAYS THINKING THERE'S TIME TO GET BETTER

You'll get worse ALWAYS THINKING THERE'S TIME TO GET BETTER  Actual Advice Mallard

Make a sarcastic Actual advice mallard Rake in the upvotes

Make a sarcastic Actual advice mallard Rake in the upvotes  Actual Advice Mallard

When buying a romantic card, select 1 and take a picture of 2nd Then write the inscription from card a into card b and pretend you can write sweet things.

When buying a romantic card, select 1 and take a picture of 2nd Then  write the inscription from card a into card b and pretend you can write sweet things.   Actual Advice Mallard
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