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If you're a girl looking for sex tips The only tip he cares about is his tip.

If you're a girl looking for sex tips The only tip he cares about is his tip. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get poison ivy put banana peels on it

If you get poison ivy put banana peels on it Actual Advice Mallard
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Make a pad of toilet paper when wiping your butt Wipe then fold and wipe again to save the environment

Make a pad of toilet paper when wiping your butt Wipe then fold and wipe again to save the environment Actual Advice Mallard
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Just go to r/LifeProTips and use any submission for text

Just go to r/LifeProTips and use any submission for text Actual Advice Mallard
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don't go outside

don't go outside Actual Advice Mallard
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Wash your hair and body first that way you don't have to rush when the water is starting to turn cold

Wash your hair and body first that way you don't have to rush when the water is starting to turn cold Actual Advice Mallard
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Fluent in more than one language and have an essay due? Find an essay in another language and translate it into the language you need it in

Fluent in more than one language and have an essay due? Find an essay in another language and translate it into the language you need it in Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't act like an ass thinking you've "made it". Be humble and do your best to prove they made the right choice.

Don't act like an ass thinking you've
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Don't hit your boyfriend.

Don't hit your boyfriend. Actual Advice Mallard
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Always jerk off before going to a strip club It's the equivalent of eating before grocery shopping

Always jerk off before going to a strip club It's the equivalent of eating before grocery shopping Actual Advice Mallard
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