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if you tailgate me, i don't go faster i panic

if you tailgate me, i don't go faster i panic Actual Advice Mallard
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did something just hit you in the balls? Urinating as soon as possible will help dull the pain.

did something just hit you in the balls? Urinating as soon as possible will help dull the pain. Actual Advice Mallard
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Trying to buy booze underage? spend time looking at french or italian wines. buy a moderately priced one, then get the hard alcohol right before checkout

Trying to buy booze underage? spend time looking at french or italian wines. buy a moderately priced one, then get the hard alcohol right before checkout Actual Advice Mallard
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you can make the first move it'll save a lot of time and you'll be happy you did it

you can make the first move it'll save a lot of time and you'll be happy you did it Actual Advice Mallard
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Those skinny jeans you're trying to wear don't actually make you skinny.

Those skinny jeans you're trying to wear don't actually make you skinny. Actual Advice Mallard
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Imgur down? Put .jpg at the end of the adress

Imgur down? Put .jpg at the end of the adress Actual Advice Mallard
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don't drive stick if you want to get a blow job while you're driving. your arm will be in the way.

don't drive stick if you want to get a blow job while you're driving. your arm will be in the way. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see this meme, Read the top comments. they usually are more reliable.

If you see this meme, Read the top comments. they usually are more reliable. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to subtly know if someone is checking you out across a crowded room , Yawn If they are, chances are they will yawn a few seconds later

If you want to subtly know if someone is checking you out across a crowded room , Yawn If they are, chances are they will yawn a few seconds later Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't make fun of your girlfriend for liking sappy music and movies to her, those great love stories are how she wishes you'd act

Don't make fun of your girlfriend for liking sappy music and movies to her, those great love stories are how she wishes you'd act Actual Advice Mallard
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