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You've got your hanging herd and your banging herd. Don't get the two mixed up.

You've got your hanging herd and your banging herd. Don't get the two mixed up. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to spy on your significant other you're going to end up breaking up, might as well do it now

If you have to spy on your significant other you're going to end up breaking up, might as well do it now Actual Advice Mallard
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Women love soldiers Find a good woman now because you'll be screwed when all our soldiers come home.

Women love soldiers Find a good woman now because you'll be screwed when all our soldiers come home. Actual Advice Mallard
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Replay all old games from your childhood You will understand a lot more of the humour and you will appreciate them much more

Replay all old games from your childhood You will understand a lot more of the humour and you will appreciate them much more Actual Advice Mallard
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Get off reddit and study

Get off reddit and study Actual Advice Mallard
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want to get on the front page of reddit? Try This: 1. Show your Tits & Ass 2. Post a Major Scientific discovery 3. DO NOT include (swag, yolo, or any other douche like behavior) 4. MAKE SURE YOU CAN SPELL AND SPEAK ENGLISH

want to get on the front page of reddit? Try This: 1. Show your Tits & Ass 2. Post a Major Scientific discovery 3. DO NOT include (swag, yolo, or any other douche like behavior) 4. MAKE SURE YOU CAN SPELL AND SPEAK ENGLISH Actual Advice Mallard
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It doesn't matter what day it is Treat her as if every day was Mother's Day.

It doesn't matter what day it is Treat her as if every day was Mother's Day. Actual Advice Mallard
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Regular bar soap works just fine for shaving.

Regular bar soap works just fine for shaving. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't walk downtown by yourself At night.

Don't walk downtown by yourself At night. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to submit to a urine test Indulge in so many narcotics that your sample is deemed a clear mistake

If you have to submit to a urine test Indulge in so many narcotics that your sample is deemed a clear mistake Actual Advice Mallard
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