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Need to study for tomorrow's math exam? Actually learn.

Need to study for tomorrow's math exam?  Actually learn.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get into a blocked website at work, Just Type https:// before the URL

If you want to get into a blocked website at work, Just Type https:// before the URL  Actual Advice Mallard

Car's keyhole frozen? Use a lighter to heat your key

Car's keyhole frozen? Use a lighter to heat your key  Actual Advice Mallard

sick of Soggy reheated pizza? fry it with tinfoil covering the top of the pan. Like new.

sick of Soggy reheated pizza? fry it with tinfoil covering the top of the pan. Like new.  Actual Advice Mallard

Once you look at my beak and see a wolf Mallards will be ruined forever

Once you look at my beak and see a wolf Mallards will be ruined forever  Actual Advice Mallard

sometimes you just have to be disgustingly unproductive for a while so you can start feeling motivated again

sometimes you just have to be disgustingly unproductive for a while  so you can start feeling motivated again  Actual Advice Mallard

When Flying with your buddies Fly in a V formation to reduce wind resistance

When Flying with your buddies Fly in a V formation to reduce wind resistance  Actual Advice Mallard

If a coworker raises an issue with you unprofessionally Appologize

If a coworker raises an issue with you unprofessionally Appologize  Actual Advice Mallard

never trust someone that its name is Con

never trust someone that its name is Con  Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T ENJOY PENETRATIVE SEX? NEVER TELL HIM

DON'T ENJOY PENETRATIVE SEX? NEVER TELL HIM  Actual Advice Mallard
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