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If you see 2 hotties and 1 ugly in a group photo on tinder its the ugly one's profile

If you see 2 hotties and 1 ugly in a group photo on tinder its the ugly one's profile Actual Advice Mallard
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Burn incense in your room It'll give you an excuse for having a lighter in your room. Plus it'll smell good

Burn incense in your room It'll give you an excuse for having a lighter in your room. Plus it'll smell good Actual Advice Mallard
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You can make chocolate ice cream From your own poop.

You can make chocolate ice cream From your own poop. Actual Advice Mallard
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WHEN YOU TALK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, REMEMBER YOUR MIRANDA RIGHTS Anything you say can be used against you

WHEN YOU TALK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, REMEMBER YOUR MIRANDA RIGHTS Anything you say can be used against you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to post pictures of a safe you are going to open on reddit open the fucking safe

If you're going to post pictures of a safe you are going to open on reddit open the fucking safe Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're on an anti-biotic regimen... Finish it, even if your symptoms clear up early

If you're on an anti-biotic regimen... Finish it, even if your symptoms clear up early Actual Advice Mallard
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if a white girl runs into your arms asking for help call the cops she probably escaped from somewhere

if a white girl runs into your arms asking for help call the cops she probably escaped from somewhere Actual Advice Mallard
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Small people are aware that they are small They dont need to be reminded every time you see them

Small people are aware that they are small They dont need to be reminded every time you see them Actual Advice Mallard
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Have faith in people the few that deliver are well worth the risk of the many that dont

Have faith in people the few that deliver are well worth the risk of the many that dont Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see bees making a nest on your car, Kill the bees before driving.

If you see bees making a nest on your car, Kill the bees before driving. Actual Advice Mallard
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