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If you don't wan't downvotes Don't post dumb shit

If you don't wan't downvotes Don't post dumb shit  Actual Advice Mallard

want to see fat kids sweat? invent minecraft for kinect

want to see fat kids sweat? invent minecraft for kinect  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want anyone to see your browser history use the Google chrome incognito window

If you don't want anyone to see your browser history use the Google chrome incognito window  Actual Advice Mallard

Shoot the fleeing intruder in the back. Then drag him into the house and shoot him again.

Shoot the fleeing intruder in the back. Then drag him into the house and shoot him again.  Actual Advice Mallard

go to car wash instead of cleaning car yourself, chemicals in the cleaning supplies can get into the sewer systems.

go to car wash instead of cleaning car yourself, chemicals in the cleaning supplies can get into the sewer systems.  Actual Advice Mallard

Subscribe to r/LifeProTips Or continue to take random advice from a duck

Subscribe to r/LifeProTips Or continue to take random advice from a duck  Actual Advice Mallard

keep your cologne in your car it will act as an air freshener when you when you spray in on

keep your cologne in your car it will act as an air freshener when you when you spray in on
  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to wake up early? Drink a large glass of water before bed and let nature wake you up

Need to wake up early? Drink a large glass of water before bed and let nature wake you up  Actual Advice Mallard

review your employee handbook, or talk to an HR representative to make sure you know all your benefits. Your should utilize as many as possible; 401k, tuition assistance, EAP, whatever you can.

review your employee handbook, or talk to an HR representative to  make sure you know all your benefits. Your should utilize as many as possible; 401k, tuition assistance, EAP, whatever you can.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you order a taxi to pick you up at your house after dark Leave a light on so the driver can see the house number

If you order a taxi to pick you up at your house after dark Leave a light on so the driver can see the house number  Actual Advice Mallard
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