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If you're going tubing and you aren't allowed to bring alcohol, take a watermelon, cut a small hole in the top, and fill it with a bottle of vodka. the watermelon will soak up the alcohol and no one else on the river will know. plus, it floats.

If you're going tubing and you aren't allowed to bring alcohol, take a watermelon, cut a small hole in the top, and fill it with a bottle of vodka. the watermelon will soak up the alcohol and no one else on the river will know. plus, it floats. Actual Advice Mallard
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To get rid of a human body, feed it to pigs they will eat everything including the bones.

To get rid of a human body, feed it to pigs they will eat everything including the bones. Actual Advice Mallard
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when you're on the cta at a station hold onto something until the doors open. you don't know if the train is going to move suddenly.

when you're on the cta at a station hold onto something until the doors open. you don't know if the train is going to move suddenly. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you hate the annoying circlejerk /r/gaming has been lately,subscribe to /r/games instead. It's everything you care about related to games, but with more sanity.

If you hate the annoying circlejerk /r/gaming has been lately,subscribe to /r/games instead. It's everything you care about related to games, but with more sanity. Actual Advice Mallard
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be nice to people it will make your life less stressful and the world a better place

be nice to people it will make your life less stressful and the world a better place Actual Advice Mallard
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people who say college is a waste of money either never went, flunked out, or got a degree in something like art

people who say college is a waste of money either never went, flunked out, or got a degree in something like art Actual Advice Mallard
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When having a snack pour what you want in a bowl, that way you have a set limit

When having a snack pour what you want in a bowl, that way you have a set limit Actual Advice Mallard
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If your phone gets wet put it in a bag of rice at night the rice will attract the asians who will fix your electronics for you

If your phone gets wet put it in a bag of rice at night the rice will attract the asians who will fix your electronics for you Actual Advice Mallard
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order fries with no salt they will make a fresh batch just for you

order fries with no salt they will make a fresh batch just for you Actual Advice Mallard
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Being tailgated? Try moving or pulling over

Being tailgated? Try moving or pulling over Actual Advice Mallard
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