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If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. No one wants to hear your negativity.

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. No one wants to hear your negativity.   Actual Advice Mallard

I give advice I give the best advice

I give advice I give the best advice  Actual Advice Mallard

If you look young and may be Id'ed for something with an age restriction close to your age Bring ID

If you look young and may be Id'ed for something with an age restriction close to your age Bring ID  Actual Advice Mallard

You just gotta be the least shitty option. Just look at Jennifer Lawrence.

You just gotta be the least shitty option. Just look at Jennifer Lawrence.  Actual Advice Mallard

Date a vegetarian They taste better

Date a vegetarian They taste better  Actual Advice Mallard

women dont care what you find attractive

women dont care what you find attractive  Actual Advice Mallard

Before Commenting in /r/askreddit hit ctrl-f and search your topic, it might be there already

Before Commenting in /r/askreddit hit ctrl-f and search your topic, it might be there already  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to retry a voicemail midway through recording it Press "#" and follow the prompts to start again

If you want to retry a voicemail midway through recording it Press

While taking a shower Sit down, drink a beer, and turn off the lights

While taking a shower Sit down, drink a beer, and turn off the lights  Actual Advice Mallard

Communicate Don't be a dick

Communicate Don't be a dick  Actual Advice Mallard
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