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If you dont want to spend $300 on a college textbook See if they offer a pdf version as they're usually much cheaper

If you dont want to spend $300 on a college textbook See if they offer a pdf version as they're usually much cheaper  Actual Advice Mallard

if a girl tells you that she is allergic to latex sneak on a condom

if a girl tells you that she is allergic to latex sneak on a condom   Actual Advice Mallard

If you like a song Do not set it as your alarm clock sound

If you like a song Do not set it as your alarm clock sound  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to browse 2 subreddits at the same time Type in reddit.com/r/subreddit1+subbreddit2

Want to browse 2 subreddits at the same time Type in reddit.com/r/subreddit1+subbreddit2  Actual Advice Mallard

Try masterbating before writing valentines day poetry You won't be thinking about getting laid, and your writing will be more heartfelt

Try masterbating before writing valentines day poetry You won't be thinking about getting laid, and your writing will be more heartfelt  Actual Advice Mallard

annoying fly in your bedroom? turn bedroom light off and hallway light on, it'll fly right out

annoying fly in your bedroom? turn bedroom light off and hallway light on, it'll fly right out  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE HOLDING EYE CONTACT WITH ANOTHER PERSON JUST FOCUS ON ONE OF THEIR EYES

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE HOLDING EYE CONTACT WITH ANOTHER PERSON JUST FOCUS ON ONE OF THEIR EYES   Actual Advice Mallard

Need to temporarily get rid off dandruff before an event? rub lotion in your hair.

Need to temporarily get rid off dandruff before an event? rub lotion in your hair.  Actual Advice Mallard

Put some ice melt in pieces of old pantyhose and throw them on the roof they will melt away the snow, preventing structural/water damage

Put some ice melt in pieces of old pantyhose and throw them on the roof they will melt away the snow, preventing structural/water damage  Actual Advice Mallard

Chopping onions? Chew mint gum. it stops you from crying.

Chopping onions? Chew mint gum. it stops you from crying.  Actual Advice Mallard
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