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If you're bored ask siri to tell you a story she will tell you all about her life in a far away virtual galaxy

If you're bored ask siri to tell you a story she will tell you all about her life in a far away virtual galaxy Actual Advice Mallard
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Make a good impression on literature professors The grading of literature papers is very subjective, and he or she may grade more fairly if they like you

Make a good impression on literature professors The grading of literature papers is very subjective, and he or she may grade more fairly if they like you Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont go to prison

Dont go to prison Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to spend less time at the PC? Put a mirror behind your monitor. You'll look at yourself in disgust after more than an hour.

Want to spend less time at the PC? Put a mirror behind your monitor. You'll look at yourself in disgust after more than an hour. Actual Advice Mallard
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Use a safety razor to shave your balls You'll never cut yourself again

Use a safety razor to shave your balls You'll never cut yourself again Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're hoping to get laid don't wear crocs

if you're hoping to get laid don't wear crocs Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going camping for any amount of time Make your bed before you leave, it leaves you with one less barrier to resting after a long weekend/ week

If you are going camping for any amount of time Make your bed before you leave, it leaves you with one less barrier to resting after a long weekend/ week Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to make an actual advice mallard meme? Just go on r/LifeProTips

Want to make an actual advice mallard meme? Just go on r/LifeProTips Actual Advice Mallard
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saying "Don't upvote this please, I don't want him to see it" = instant karma

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If you drop your phone in water take it apart and leave it in rice for a day, it will soak up the moisture.

If you drop your phone in water take it apart and leave it in rice for a day, it will soak up the moisture. Actual Advice Mallard
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