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at a club and don't know where to get drugs? Ask the DJ. He knows.

 at a club and don't know where to get drugs? Ask the DJ. He knows.  Actual Advice Mallard

New to Reddit? Read the rules of the subreddit before posting to it

New to Reddit? Read the rules of the subreddit before posting to it  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to reduce splash back in your toilet? drop in a line of 4 to 6 sheets of toilet paper before you go

Want to reduce splash back in your toilet? drop in a line of 4 to 6 sheets of toilet paper before you go  Actual Advice Mallard

If you like Oreo Cookies Add peanut butter to one, Seriously do it

If you like Oreo Cookies Add peanut butter to one, Seriously do it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have an important phone call to make Look at yourself in a mirror and smile while talking

If  you have an important phone call to make Look at yourself in a mirror and smile while talking
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if alcohol causes a problem IT IS A PROBLEM

if alcohol causes a 
problem IT IS A PROBLEM  Actual Advice Mallard

Men show their base feelings about women by how they treat their mother and sisters

Men show their base feelings about women by how they treat their mother and sisters   Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to make the front page? just shit all over the xbox 1

Trying to make the front page? just shit all over the xbox 1  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to use no offense before a statement. Chances are you're causing offense.

If you have to use no offense before a statement. Chances are you're causing offense.   Actual Advice Mallard

Want to consume less calories eating at Subway? Buy the footlong and remove the top half of the sub

Want to consume less calories eating at Subway? Buy the footlong and remove the top half of the sub  Actual Advice Mallard
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