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If you have the flu never trust a fart

If you have the flu never trust a fart Actual Advice Mallard
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if you notice the quality of a specific sub or meme is declining it's time for you to take a break from reddit and go outside

if you notice the quality of a specific sub or meme is declining it's time for you to take a break from reddit and go outside Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't believe everything i say Its important to form your own opinion

Don't believe everything i say Its important to form your own opinion Actual Advice Mallard
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If you cannot see a future with your significant other unless they change something about themselves you probably shouldn't be with them at all

If you cannot see a future with your significant other unless they change something about themselves you probably shouldn't be with them at all Actual Advice Mallard
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If your new girlfriend argues with and keeps talking about how she hates her family. LEAVE! it will only be a few months before she hates you and starts making you miserable TOO.

If your new girlfriend argues with and keeps talking about how she hates her family. LEAVE! it will only be a few months before she hates you and starts making you miserable TOO. Actual Advice Mallard
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Stale Bread? give it to me. i'm a fucking duck. I love that shit

Stale Bread? give it to me. i'm a fucking duck. I love that shit Actual Advice Mallard
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To make stale cookies fresh again Leave them overnight in a plastic baggie with a piece of bread

To make stale cookies fresh again Leave them overnight in a plastic baggie with a piece of bread Actual Advice Mallard
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You can get a lot of Karma If you post an actual advice mallard meme

You can get a lot of Karma If you post an actual advice mallard meme Actual Advice Mallard
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If you keep taking murder advice from a duck in the park You're going to be in a mental hospoital before you can commit a murder

If you keep taking murder advice from a duck in the park You're going to be in a mental hospoital before you can commit a murder Actual Advice Mallard
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IF A WEBSITE IS BLOCKED TYPE HTTPS://.COM IT WILL GIVE YOU ACCESS TO THE WEBSITE ANYWAYS

IF A WEBSITE IS BLOCKED TYPE HTTPS://<WEBSITE>.COM IT WILL GIVE YOU ACCESS TO THE WEBSITE ANYWAYS Actual Advice Mallard
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