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Go to community college for two terms and a university will not even ask for your transcript just proof you took a foreign language

Go to community college for two terms and a university will not even ask for your transcript just proof you took a foreign language  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to reach a word count? Add periods after every paragraph and make the font white.

Need to reach a word count? Add periods after every paragraph and make the font white.  Actual Advice Mallard

To quickly remove wrinkles from an article of clothing put it in the dryer with a [clean] wet sock for 5 minutes

To quickly remove wrinkles from an article of clothing put it in the dryer with a [clean] wet sock for 5 minutes  Actual Advice Mallard

Want your cat to pay attention to you? Ignore it. Cats are more interested in people who ignore them.

Want your cat to pay attention to you? Ignore it. Cats are more interested in people who ignore them.  Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to put on a fitted sheet by yourself? Sorry, you're fucked.

Trying to put on a fitted sheet by yourself? Sorry, you're fucked.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want that sweet, sweet comment karma only comment on new posts with few comments

If you want that sweet, sweet comment karma only comment on new posts with few comments  Actual Advice Mallard

if you think girls put you in the friendzone on purpose you'r not ready for a real relationship

if you think girls put you in the friendzone on purpose you'r not ready for a real relationship  Actual Advice Mallard

When the superbowl comes to your city Sign up to be a volunteer. They have raffles on tickets and if you win you can go to the game or sell those tickets for a lot of money.

When the superbowl comes to your city Sign up to be a volunteer. They have raffles on tickets and if you win you can go to the game or sell those tickets for a lot of money.  Actual Advice Mallard

Minor in something you love, Major in something that will get you a job.

Minor in something you love, Major in something that will get you a job.  Actual Advice Mallard

If it has tits or tires Its Trouble

If it has tits or tires Its Trouble  Actual Advice Mallard
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