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if you have stale bread i want to eat that shit

if you have stale bread  i want to eat that shit  Actual Advice Mallard

Thirsty? Toilet has water in it.

Thirsty? Toilet has water in it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to know if a website is down for everyone or just you? Use www.isup.me

Need to know if a website is down for everyone or just you? Use www.isup.me  Actual Advice Mallard

If you drive a truck with a business logo Don't cut people off on the freeway

If you drive a truck with a business logo Don't cut people off on the freeway  Actual Advice Mallard

If you send your pitch email to multiple recipients No one will read it

If you send your pitch email to multiple recipients No one will read it   Actual Advice Mallard

if he stops and apologizes it's probably not rape

if he stops and apologizes it's probably not rape  Actual Advice Mallard

teachers: if you know you will be drawing something in class practice drawing it the night before to make sure you don't end up with something worthy of 4chan

teachers: if you know you will be drawing something in class  practice drawing it the night before to make sure you don't end up with something worthy of 4chan  Actual Advice Mallard

Acne? Wash your face with sugar, honey, and tea tree oil.

Acne? Wash your face with  
sugar, honey, and tea tree oil.  Actual Advice Mallard

Dump Her ass

Dump Her ass  Actual Advice Mallard

Cute girl you start talking to has a bit of hair on her lip Get her a day at the Spa and pay for a lip waxing and get the person working to say it is complimentary with a facial

Cute girl you start talking to has a bit of hair on her lip  Get her a day at the Spa and pay for a lip waxing and get the person working to say it is complimentary with a facial  Actual Advice Mallard
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