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If you want him to go down on you more often make super loud orgasm noises every time he does

If you want him to go down on you more often make super loud orgasm noises every time he does Actual Advice Mallard
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There is no need to be offended on someone's else's behalf Let them speak for themselves if their feelings are hurt

There is no need to be offended on someone's else's behalf Let them speak for themselves if their feelings are hurt Actual Advice Mallard
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Blindingly obvious statement 1500 people nod and say "Woah. Truth, bro."

Blindingly obvious statement 1500 people nod and say
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if your boyfriend is to busy playing video games to spend time with you learn to play video games so you both can share that time together

if your boyfriend is to busy playing video games to spend time with you learn to play video games so you both can share that time together Actual Advice Mallard
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Send flowers to your wife anonymously, if you want a divorce. if you want to stay married take the credit

Send flowers to your wife anonymously, if you want a divorce. if you want to stay married take the credit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're driving at night and people keep flashing their brights at you. It is probably a good idea to ask yourself "Are my lights on?"

If you're driving at night and people keep flashing their brights at you. It is probably a good idea to ask yourself
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GOING TO AN OUTDOOR MUSIC FESTIVAL? BRING AN EXTRA CONDOM TO PUT YOUR SMARTPHONE IN DURING A RAINSTORM

GOING TO AN OUTDOOR MUSIC FESTIVAL? BRING AN EXTRA CONDOM TO PUT YOUR SMARTPHONE IN DURING A RAINSTORM Actual Advice Mallard
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If your crush or gf tells you she hates valentine's day DOn't trust her

If your crush or gf tells you she hates valentine's day DOn't trust her Actual Advice Mallard
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If you end up being the DD Don't be shy in accepting a few bucks for gas from your passengers. Depending on the distance, you may actually make a profit for being a good person.

If you end up being the DD Don't be shy in accepting a few bucks for gas from your passengers. Depending on the distance, you may actually make a profit for being a good person. Actual Advice Mallard
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Like sunshine? Don't come to Brisbane

Like sunshine? Don't come to Brisbane Actual Advice Mallard
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