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If you only wear one type of sock you won't have to sort them after laundry

If you only wear one type of sock you won't have to sort them after laundry Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're having trouble going to the bathroom, force yourself to yawn. it causes the muscles in your intestines to relax.

If you're having trouble going to the bathroom, force yourself to yawn. it causes the muscles in your intestines to relax. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go shopping for food while hungry You'll buy any and everything that looks tasty.

Don't go shopping for food while hungry You'll buy any and everything that looks tasty. Actual Advice Mallard
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Do what makes you happy not what makes other people happy

Do what makes you happy not what makes other people happy Actual Advice Mallard
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Ask her out You never knew her so you have nothing to lose

Ask her out You never knew her so you have nothing to lose Actual Advice Mallard
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Create an encrypted .dmg file in disk utility and get a mountable password-protected drive.

Create an encrypted .dmg file in disk utility and get a mountable password-protected drive. Actual Advice Mallard
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men: when sexytimes appear to be approaching... socks off first. (preferably with shoes in another room)

men: when sexytimes appear to be approaching... socks off first. (preferably with shoes in another room) Actual Advice Mallard
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if you like superhero movies try reading comic books.

if you like superhero movies try reading comic books. Actual Advice Mallard
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Before having relations take a shower It makes for awesome foreplay and you both get clean in the process

Before having relations take a shower It makes for awesome foreplay and you both get clean in the process Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone is tailgating you in the left lane move over and let them pass if there's a cop up ahead, they will most likely get pulled over for speeding past you

If someone is tailgating you in the left lane move over and let them pass if there's a cop up ahead, they will most likely get pulled over for speeding past you Actual Advice Mallard
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